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KENNEDY AND DODD - Remember, when you want sexual assault downgraded to a waitress sandwich, it never hurts to be a powerful DEMOCRAT SENATOR.


SKAM - The rest of America is finally waking up

TAKING IT BACK - it is time that us true Americans take back our country.

RYAN & ROMNEY SUPPORT RAPIST RIGHTS OVER WOMEN - Women have a way of shutting down things, like your chances this November.

RYAN: DEFENDS A RAPIST'S RIGHT TO HAVE KIDS 'THEIR' WAY - Brought to you by the Republicans on the committee Re-elect Obama

MORE RAPISTS PLAN TO VOTE FOR RYAN THAN OBAMA - If you can't get independents, women, or old people to vote for you, then better to have someone than no one, right? (FACT: Ryan opposes abortion even in cases of rape)


MR. AKIN - The door is THAT way!

AKIN & RYAN: RAPING WOMEN RIGHTS - Don't make their rape of women rights "legitimate" with your vote. (FACT: Ryan and Akin both think a women should be forced to give birth to a rapist's child by government force).

Hillary Clinton's $275K Speaking Fee -

BREAKING STUPID - Does this include listening to repetitive MSM sound bytes?




THE SEQUEL - I ain't interested in seeing this one either!


R-OMNEY R-YAN R-APE - This G.O.P. ticket is about as legitimate as "rape" could ever be. (Now we know what the "R" stands for!)

MAD LITTLE GIRLS TAKING ACTION - It is our tea party and you can't have it !!!

THE LIBERAL ZONE - You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Liberal Zone!"

WOMEN FOR ROMNEY (AFTER AKIN) - Yeah, we couldn't find any either!

ROMNEY FLIP-FLOPS: ON RAPE? - "How to properly make a rape joke..." (Start with a joke of a candidate like Romney or Ryan)

ROMNEY DEFENDS AKIN'S RAPE REMARK - Romney said, "I stand by Akin here. There is a difference between legitimate rape and normal rape. We shouldn't punish the unborn child for the crime of another. But I would've worded it differently."


'I just lost my sock puppet' -




Benghazi mastermind captured -

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CLIFF-MAS - and all throught the House (Senate and White house too) Not a politician was stirring, cuz their all on freakin vacation

"HE HAS A LOT ON HIS PLATE" - says Jay Carney, regaring Obama's being AWOL on jobs council mtgs.

TAGS: you gotta be freakin kidding me
Rating: 5/5

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arnnatz - October 13, 2012, 9:13 am
he's having chow
thatmfguy - October 13, 2012, 9:04 am
and some dog


WILLIAM KENNEDY SMITH - Remember, when you do commit rape it never hurts to be a well connected DEMOCRAT

OBAMA FAMILY 'COSTS TAXPAYERS $1.4 BILLION PER YEAR' - The handler for Obamas' dog Bo is paid over $100,000 a year (Wake up America)

TAGS: obama 2012 election wake up america soaking taxpayers
Rating: 4.62/5

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OlderThanDirt - October 2, 2012, 9:49 am
White or Red? Which wine does one serve with Dawg? I forget...
JGalt - October 1, 2012, 9:34 pm
let them eat cake!
arnnatz - October 1, 2012, 9:27 pm
He's a portugeuse water dog, but after he gets fattened up, he's gonna be chow for obama





GM PLANS TO SHUT DOWN PLANT - Due to what's been going on in Japan. Solution: How about we go back to making good old, All-American cars, all made here in the USA, including parts.

Liberals -

TAGS: ship breaking in banglade
Rating: 4.33/5

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Zeitguy - August 9, 2014, 12:49 am
A great example of the power of money and short sightedness that affects the lives of our children and our generations to come. Regardless of politics this an issue of our responsibility to preserve an environment that can allow humanity to evolve.
Zeitguy - August 9, 2014, 12:34 am
Are we unable to say Monsanto?
JGalt - August 8, 2014, 11:40 pm
Sonmanto that invented corn that contains its own insecticide- guess what happens with 5-10-15 years of soil bioconcentration as the husks and stalks are plowed back into the soil, regardless of whether that field is crop rotated or not....
JGalt - August 8, 2014, 11:39 pm
and decides the solution needs more copper sulfate. When the bath is done, it gets dumped into the rice paddies out behind the factory... and we wonder why fish has mercury in it, rice is full of arsenic and other metals... not to mention
JGalt - August 8, 2014, 11:36 pm
In this country, someone making a circuit board has to wear all kinds of PPE to test a plating bath, while someone in a third world country wearing shorts and a wife-beater t-shirt in sandals sticks his finger in a plating bath and tastes it
JGalt - August 8, 2014, 10:21 pm
furthermore it cracks me up that we ban certain pesticides here in the U.S. so they sell them to third world countries that grow the produce sold in the U.S.!!! Congressional idiots
Zeitguy - August 8, 2014, 9:55 pm
The only reason we can do it "cleaner" is because we have regulations in place to make sure we don't pollute our backyard. You can't have clean and economically competitive when the rules are different. The dollar wins in the end.
Curlyrocks - August 8, 2014, 9:39 pm
There's too much "not in my back yard" bull **** tied to environmentalism these days and as we lose our industry we lose our control and ability to keep it some what clean.
Curlyrocks - August 8, 2014, 9:38 pm
I agree the war on carbon is a distraction but on both sides. GW alarmests make others feel good with it "look at you, you're saving the planet by shutting down that evil industry in your town, just don't look over in China where it's made now."
Zeitguy - August 8, 2014, 9:02 pm
But the " war on carbon" is a veil to distract the blame from those that profit from the process.
Zeitguy - August 8, 2014, 8:50 pm
You're preaching to the choir. The environmental and humanitarian costs that are incurred for the sake of profit is deplorable.
Curlyrocks - August 8, 2014, 7:02 pm
to places where things are going to be worse, and things like mercury lead and asbestose are left to wash out in high tide.
Curlyrocks - August 8, 2014, 7:00 pm
in Bangladesh because they need the scrap for their growing economy. If not for the war on carbon we could keep that industry and run it way cleaner than they will in 3rd world countries. If environmentalism is such a global movement why send industry
Curlyrocks - August 8, 2014, 6:57 pm
That's true, and it's also true that in some cases we just can't compete with slave labor and the ability to just dump toxic waste into the sea. But in the case of the ship breakers the filthy and environmentally hazardous process is only being done...
Zeitguy - August 8, 2014, 5:18 pm
Both democrats and republicans are responsible for loss of jobs overseas. But if you want to use it to blame "liberals" then go for it.

REALITY - Vs misplaced priorities

TAGS: speaking of vacations bullets obamanation obamalaise
Rating: 4.2/5

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PapaFox - March 29, 2013, 2:44 pm
As least the Repubs are keeping the rich happy.
JerryC - March 29, 2013, 1:52 pm
You're kidding, right? The word g** is not allowed in the comments?
JerryC - March 29, 2013, 1:51 pm
'Cause we all know if it wasn't for those pesky g** rights people, the Congressional Republicans would repeal the sequester, right?

PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP - with kool aid hangovers!

TAGS: waking up
Rating: 4.2/5

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Politics without conscious. -

TAGS: me***horically speaking
Rating: 4.2/5

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Curlyrocks - May 26, 2013, 1:18 pm
Perfect poster 5L
JGalt - May 26, 2013, 1:41 am
conscience or conciousness? i believe they are conscious of what they do, just its not in our interest, only their own!

Don't mess with Israel -

TAGS: taking back gaza
Rating: 4.11/5

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Zeitguy - August 25, 2014, 8:10 pm
Right on the mark Curly. They wield incredible political power and love getting paid for helping secure our interests in the ME. ( but their interests are pretty much tied to ours anyway).
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:55 am
and extremely prosperous on their own and all without oil. They don't need our help any more.
Curlyrocks - August 25, 2014, 12:54 am
They're actually a very productive and prosperous people. They have the highest standard of living in the ME and they have numerous inventions like the cell phone under their belt. That's why I support an end to funding them. They're a 1st world nation
blesic - August 25, 2014, 12:45 am
Israel ain't **** without money and arms from America.
Curlyrocks - July 23, 2014, 1:57 am
Don't take it personal bud, I don't care about much :)
fauxnews - July 19, 2014, 4:31 am
Nice chatting with you, Zeit! Going with the mates to Vegas! Friend is getting married. Will be gone for a few days, off the grid. :-) Cheers!
fauxnews - July 19, 2014, 1:21 am
Thanx, mate. :-) Right back at you.
Zeitguy - July 19, 2014, 1:19 am
Curlyrocks, not that you care but I completely agree with your position. When in doubt always comply with the constitution.
Zeitguy - July 19, 2014, 1:03 am
Faux great comment. The act of war always sacrifices the lives of young men for political interests of old men.
fauxnews - July 19, 2014, 12:52 am
Same here. There is no such thing as a bad peace or a good war. :-/ The survival of our species depends on that realization. Cheers.
Curlyrocks - July 19, 2014, 12:46 am
That's why I'm still a libertarian despite my provincial libertarian party leader disgracing the movement, they are the only ones still preaching peace and an end not only to America fighting wars but also America's funding of them.
fauxnews - July 19, 2014, 12:38 am
War is a messed up thing, any way you cut it, mate. That's not an excuse. It's the very reason humans must evolve so it can truly be a relict of the past. Such tragedies are unforgivable, for sure. :-/
Curlyrocks - July 19, 2014, 12:22 am
And the last story of civilian casualty's I heard about (before the ground invasion) involved 4 children playing soccer on a beach. How could such an intelligence fed military make such a mistake?
Curlyrocks - July 19, 2014, 12:19 am
Sort of, It's true militants take houses and turn them into forts, but Israeli intelligence is some of the best in the world, the know which houses need to be bombed, which need a team sweep of highly trained soldiers, and what should be left alone....
EmmaRoydes - July 18, 2014, 9:32 pm
I think one of the images on that page titled "when is a house a home" kind of emphasizes why there are civilian casualties
fauxnews - July 18, 2014, 9:19 pm
Great poster, by the way Zeitguy. I'm IDF :-)
fauxnews - July 18, 2014, 8:55 pm
LOL.. Funny one Curly
Curlyrocks - July 18, 2014, 8:52 pm
Don't worry I don't screw people with bad links :) (although if you look in the 1st part of the URL you can see it's RT)
Curlyrocks - July 18, 2014, 8:52 pm
Bandit5906 - July 18, 2014, 4:33 pm
Where do you get your statistics?
EmmaRoydes - July 18, 2014, 1:54 pm
EmmaRoydes - July 18, 2014, 1:54 pm
The IDF apparently was surprised to find a huge tunnel network build by Hamas and they are concentrating on those tunnel with the ground forces.
Curlyrocks - July 18, 2014, 1:23 pm
Was it am 80% civilian casualty rate in 67 too?


501 (C) (3) ORGANIZATION - With Media Matters claiming they are going after Fox News- doesn't that partisanship effort make them in violation of their 501 (c) (3) status, just like moveon.org and others?

STREETS OF BLOOD - Coming to a US City near you.

BREAKING NEWS - This just in, the White House has just confirmed that Osama Bin Ladin is still dead...

ROMNEY: "I DIDN'T BUILD THAT! AKIN AND RYAN DID!" - "I DON'T BELIEVE IN 'LEGITIMATE RAPE!' I believe in normal rape." (Romney & Ryan 2012: Legitimately raping women through government oppression outlawing abortion and birth control!)

UNCLE SAM - Is speaking the truth


ROMNEY IS THE WHITE O.J. - Romney is about an innocent as O.J. Simpson when it comes to protecting women. (FACT: Romney selected as a running-mate Ryan who would outlaw abortion... ...even in cases of violent rape!)

STEELE SHOWS RIGHT WING SMARTS - By confusing Tolstoy and Dickens.

Breaking News -

SARAH PALIN - keep talking let's see how low your ratings can go

ROMNEY PICKS UP ANOTHER ENDORSEMENT - Romney's views on abortion are as "legitimate" as Ted Bundy's views about rape. (FACT: Romney's party & running-mate want to ban abortion allowing rapists like Bundy to sue for parental rights.)

SOUNDS LIKE - A lot of bullshit

AKIN'S "LEGITIMATE RAPE" OF ROMNEY'S CAMPAIGN... - ...can't get a candidate like Romney elected. (The whole campaign just mostly shuts down after something like that!)

Breaking News -

THE DOUCHE SIDE OF THE FORCE - "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice." (The DOUCHE is STRONG with this one!)

HANNITY & COULTER: ‘SWINE’ AKIN ‘HURT GOP PARTY’ - Liberals respond, "HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!" (Some might say Coulter is a b**ch, well, so is karma!)

FACT: RYAN OPPOSES ABORTION IN CASES WITH RAPE - Ryan might be able to force himself into a woman through government, but he can't force women to vote him into government.

RYAN... THE NEW WORD FOR RAPE! - Ryan believes there is a difference between "rape" and "forcible rape." That's like saying there is a difference between a douche and Ryan!

RYAN & AKIN: "WE MEANT FALSE RAPE." - A discussion about "False Rape" from "False Republicans." Makes sense. (FACT: Ryan opposes abortion even in cases of rape.)

Breaking News -

Breaking News -

Cowardly conservatards blame libtards for everything because they are too scared to take responsibility for their own failures and lack of education. -

TAGS: conservatards science breaking bad
Rating: 2.21/5

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EmmaRoydes - August 18, 2014, 10:07 pm
I wouldn't mind having brian cranston's money!
foxrecon19d - August 16, 2014, 12:04 pm
"...but excuses and scapegoats libtards for your own failures." Wow. Really? ...heh...heh...heh...I guess everyone can thank science for exposing this typical libtard poster failure...


TODD AKINS SAYS:"LEGITIMATE RAPE RARELY CAUSES PREGNANCY." - And Republicants wonder why Obama is winning the woman vote. (The G.O.P.: Legitimately Raping Women Rights since their conception!)

ROMNEY SUPPORTS "LEGITIMATE RAPE" - Tell Romney to take his MITTs off of a woman's right to birth control!

Breaking News -

RINOMNEY & RYAPE: 2012 - Rape isn't the only offensive thing to start with the letter R.


TAGS: jay cutler making republican face
Rating: 1.67/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 18, 2012, 8:28 pm
No 5th term for Bush
crankyhead - September 18, 2012, 5:35 pm
sense plenty, poster makes. only to understand, needs you.
JGalt - September 18, 2012, 12:08 am
sense none makes poster this. Only cranky if intelligence made points
GrouchoMarxist - September 17, 2012, 11:37 pm
Is Egypt a friend now?

A LEMON - will not be ignored

Barack Obama Decision Making Chart -

breaking news: neither do I -

that face you make -

Remember When... -

TAGS: barack obama barry soetoro selma alabama mythmaking lies
Rating: 5/5

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Cyberhagen - March 14, 2015, 12:35 pm
The truth never stopped him from making a BS impassioned speech before, why start now?

News at 11:00 -

TAGS: news at 11 breaking news red herrings
Rating: 5/5

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Olympusmanager - May 22, 2017, 2:46 pm
You nailed it with that one.

Marxism -

TAGS: making up for slackers sucks
Rating: 5/5

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Pikeman - November 15, 2015, 2:30 pm
Because they are the Lazy Blivets that are not being called in to work on the weekend to make op for their not doing their work.

constitutionally speaking -

Same Problem -

The Formula For Success -

TAGS: breaking bad climate change denial
Rating: 1.84/5

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calron - April 5, 2015, 12:42 pm
Looks like you have abandoned the principle of fallibility in favor of trying a right by definition approach.